xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

(via spillingmyrhymeforfree)


vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


jessepnkman:

once i was so high that i heard a drum beat and for a good fifteen seconds i thought that the events of the movie jumanji were about to happen to me

(via princess-snickers)


jailor:

THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE DOG PICS

(via princess-snickers)


ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

lizthefangirl:

xibalbadance:

Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

(via princess-snickers)


edismyfirefly:

notsomolly:

youcouldfuckingkissme:

Accurate representation of menstruation

This is why chocolate is so effective.

I think you broke harry potter

edismyfirefly:

notsomolly:

youcouldfuckingkissme:

Accurate representation of menstruation

This is why chocolate is so effective.

I think you broke harry potter

(via princess-snickers)


theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

(via princess-snickers)


jigglemyboobies:

kushaw:

jigglemyboobies:

Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?

because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag

no because he did nazi it coming

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


validx2:

These moms aint loyal

(via aquaticwonder)


100worms:

if you hate me….. have you considered…. that I am beautiful? think it over

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)