iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

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meladoodle:

he got the bracelet from a duck

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How to do CPR.

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That outta do it… 

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paintedmischief:

im so fucking done

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Blueberries piss me the fuck off

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

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